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you're old as shit soy candle

Regular price $22.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $22.00 USD
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A witty 9 oz candle to celebrate your bestie's birthday, and what better way to say Happy Birthday than a friendly reminder that, "You're Old As Shit!" Light this candle and celebrate! 

Two scent options:

Walk of Shame - sweet agave and watery aloe enhance the fresh-cut green leaves and chrysanthemum petals while base notes of patchouli ground it with a pleasing earthiness.

Morning Wood - slightly spicy frankincense and warm myrrh are rounded out with sweet resin, incense smoke, amber and smokey tobacco musk.

All nuttysparks candles are handmade with a lot of wit in their Florida studio using an all-natural soy wax blend for an eco-friendly and clean burn. Uses naturally smelly oils and a cotton braided wick for a humorous ambiance.

Care information

Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.