Love You As Long As You Spend In The Bathroom Card
The most relatable Valentines Day Card!
"I have loved you for a long fucking time... Almost as long as you spend in the bathroom"
Blank Inside to add your own personal message.
Standard A2 Greeting Card Size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Greeting card is made with sustainably sourced luxe white card stock and offset printed using soy based ink. Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve and paired with a coordinating 100% recycled kraft envelope. Designed and printed in the U.S.
Unblushing in a woman-owned, family-run business based in southern California.
Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.