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Muddy Mouth Cards

Job Leave This Shit Hole Retirement Card

$6.00 USD
$6.00 USD
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You can finally leave this shit hole. Happy retirement. The most deserving reason to celebrate! Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - a2. [envelope color] recycled kraft brown. [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - a2. [material] paper. [inside] blank.

Care information

Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.