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i can’t wait to poop in your new toilet soy candle

Regular price $22.00 USD
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Hey you new homeowner you... bet you can't wait to invite all your friends over to poop in your new toilet... The perfect gift to remind a friend why they bought a home! With the scent of walk of shame, you can expect scent notes of sweet agave and watery aloe which enhance the fresh-cut green leaves and chrysanthemum petals, while base notes of patchouli ground it with a pleasing earthiness. 

All nuttysparks candles are handmade with a lot of wit in their Kissimmee, Florida studio using a 100% all-natural soy wax blend for an eco-friendly and clean burn. Uses naturally smelly oils and a cotton braided wick for a humorous ambiance. This 9oz soy candle is hand poured into a glass jar with a black lid. Approx. 45 hour burn time.

Care information

Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.