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Modern Wit

New Baby Card Funny - Going to be Parents

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Why not congratulate the new parents with a daily dose of humor reminding them their free time and income will be limited? You're Going To Be Parents! Don't Worry, Free Time And Disposable Income Are Super Overrated." Blank on the inside. Perfect for a baby shower, new baby, or for the parents who just adopted.

Standard card size (4.25" x 5.5"). Made of sustainably sourced luxe white card stock and printed using soy based ink. Paired with a coordinating recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve. 

Care information

Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.