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Whiskey River Soap Co.

A Soap for The Trophy Husband | Funny Soap

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Sup. See that guy sitting poolside in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon like he doesn't have a care in the world? Yep, that's me. Okay, maybe I work two nights a week but I'm telling you, my wife pays all the bills. She's the breadwinner around here and I'm a-ok with that. You got something to say about it? Too bad. And get back to work, corporate slave. Your break is over. Tricked-Out Porsche (New Car) Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H  Sold in 4-packs

Care information

Change the water every 2-3 days and utilize flower food. Trim the bottom of the stems at least once per week. Keep out of direct sunlight. For an even longer life, you can place the arrangement in your refrigerator at night.